Random Survey Friday

This one is kind of funny:

1) Who is the last person you high-fived? The boy. We high fived for being sick. We high five over weird things.

2) If you were drafted into a war, would you serve? Not happily. I don’t agree with drafts, and I for the most part, I don’t agree with war. I’m a peaceful gal.

3) Do you sleep with the tv on? Nope, it’s really bad for your REM cycle. I also don’t believe in TV in the bedroom.

4) Have you ever wheezed the juice? I don’t even know where to begin to answer that. Wheezed the what??

5) Have you ever won a spelling bee? No way. I was a horrible speller all through school. I think that’s why I hate it when I see really easy words misspelled, since I struggled for so long to learn how to spell them correctly.

6) Have you ever been stung by a bee? Only twice in my whole life-both times on my finger.

7) How fast can you type? About 80-90 words per minute. I know, it’s geek bragging rights.

8) Are you afraid of the dark? Sometimes

9) What color are your socks? White and ordinary

10) Have you ever made out at a drive-in? A drive in? I wish they still had drive ins. And no, the one time I went to the drive in was with my parents. I spent the whole time kicking my brother for being on “my side” in the backseat. I was 10.

11) When is the last time you chose a bath over a shower? I always shower.

12) Do you knock on wood? All the time.

13) Do you floss daily? I have been lately yes. You’re welcome Dentist!

14) Do you wanna Fanta? No, and that commercial is about as annoying as those ads to click here for the best diet pills that pop up when you surf the net.

15) Can you hula hoop? I certainly cannot. These white girl hips will not wiggle.

16) Are you good at keeping secrets? Yup!

17) What do you want for Christmas? A pony.

18) Do you know the Muffin Man? He’s my best friend.

19) Do you talk in your sleep? Apparently I mumble a lot.

20) Who wrote the book of love? Madonna?

21) Have you ever flown a kite? I have crashed many a kite but never flown one.

22) Do you wish on your fallen eyelashes? I do all the time. I make a lot of wishes.

23) Do you whiten your teeth? Just with toothpaste.

24) Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Hello, 1999? Yeah, that’s the last time anyone cared what the Rock was cooking.

25) Have you ever asked for a pony? Um, yes, for Christmas!

26) Have you, or would you ever, donate sperm/eggs? No, I’d like children of my own, and I’m afraid if I donate eggs, that one day, my donated egg child will marry my regular child and it will be one giant soap opera.

27) Can you juggle? About as well as I can hula.

29) If you could enact any new law, what would it be? That poor people with no jobs could not have invitro fertilization. Yeah, I’m talking about that dumb jobless octuplet mom. That woman needs to be locked up.

30) Do the chickens have large talons? Yes, I raised chickens, and they do have large talons.

31) If you had only enough energy left in you for one last smile, who would you give it to? Your mom.

32) Are you ready to rumble? I was born ready.

33) Can you count to Schfifty-Five? Yup-used to watch that video at the SSU helpdesk.

34) Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school? No I was a good kid.

35) How do you spell relief? Don’t worry you spelled it right.

36) Have you ever crawled through a window? Yes, I’m very small.

37) Have you ever eaten dog food? I did when I was little because my brother told me it was candy.

38) Can you handle the truth? Yup.

39) Do you like green eggs and ham? Yes I do Sam I Am.

40) Who is your daddy? and what does he do? Arnold Schwarzenegger and he ran California’s budget into the ground.

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