With the wedding coming up, I’ve been thinking about having my teeth whitened. I’m thinking of trying the at home kits because they’d be cheaper than going to a NJ Cosmetic dentist to have them done professionally. Then I was watching an old episode of Friends. Remember the one where Ross bleaches his teeth and they get way too white? My favorite part is when Phoebe comes over to see Ross and he smiles and shows his ultra white teeth. She starts screaming, “Demon! Demon!” and runs away. So maybe I’ll try it now before it gets too close to the wedding. Otherwise I’ll be smiling about as much as Gwyneth Paltrow! Eeep.