If you’re not watching New Girl, you need to turn off whatever horrible reality show you’re watching, go to On Demand, and catch up. New Girl is possibly the best lighthearted comedy on television right now. I consistently belly laugh every episode. It’s the perfect pick me up after a bad day. I also like that you can watch the show out of order if you wanted, and you wouldn’t be too lost. That said, if you’re missing an episode to watch some mindless drivel like The Bachelor, you should be smacked upside your empty head. Just sayin’.
Here are just a few of my favorite quotes from this season so far:
Schmidt: Hey, Winston, tell him what you have.
Winston: Sympathy PMS. It’s a real thing, I looked it up.
Nick: Sympathy PMS? What’s that?
Jess: No! PMS is mine! Stop stealing my stuff, Winston.
Melissa: I’m 32, but my eggs are 48, and my vagina is 97.
Nick: I am so uncomfortable.
Sadie: But it gets better with age. It’s like the vagina Helen Mirren.
Nick: Oh, boy.
[After Nick’s father, Walt, convinced Jess to buy a horse for Nick]
Walt: I already got people standing by to take the horse off our hands. Horse semen in Dubai is gold!
Jess: No, you can’t sell A Father’s Love. There’s more to A Father’s Love than just semen! Ew! Poetic, but ew.
Now go watch New Girl, and then thank me later for all the laughs. You’re welcome!